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- Sayin's Funny Pictures & Such
Ol John Brown's Funny Pages:
I'm Ol' John Brown and this
is The Sayin's, Funny Pictures & Such section of my funny pages.
We've all heard funny sayin's,
and jokes, so I thought it would be nice to have a place to share them and so,
this is the place.
In this section, I'll share
sayin's, pictures and remarks from lots of different places and cultures. Sometimes
they're my own work; sometimes they're yours and often, they will just be just
plain old from who knows where.
If you want to send me a funny picture use the link above to send me a link to
it or e-mail it to me (email@example.com) it's best to keep them around 12k
or less, gif or jpg.
Shared Funny Sayin's:
a few sayin's I've collected over the years. Hope you enjoy them and don't forget
to send me yours . . . -- Ol' JB
Rough lookin' . .
"I once knew a fellow
that went coon huntin' without a gun; he didn't need one, he just uglied them
But that weren't nothin'; his wife used the same method fer bear huntin'! -- From
an Old Appalachian tall tale.
"She weren't hit by the
ugly stick, the whole tree fell on 'er". -- Thanks to Dancing Arrow for this.
" . .
. had a face that would make a freight train take a dirt road!" -- Thanks
to my friend Zeb for this one.
like you've been rode hard and put up wet! [like a horse]" -- Old Appalachian
you're ugly when you get deported by the Keep America Beautiful Foundation."
-- MAD Magazine late 70's or early 80's?
" . .
. so ugly they had to sneak up on a water fountain to get a drink!"
-- Who knows?
so bright . . .
" . .
. dumber than a stack of toes!" -- Thanks to my friend Farrell for this.
" . .
. about as sharp as a mud pie and nearly as bright!" -- This one is a
was dynamite, you wouldn't have enough to blow your nose!" -- Old one,
Exclamations & Sayin's. . .
Brown's coffee would float an iron wedge!" -- Sweet Moxie Brown's Grandmother
flappin' your jaws like that and you'll get your tongue sunburned!" -- Foghorn
flip me an egg!" -- British as best I can tell.
smell would gag a dog on a gut wagon!" -- Thanks, Mom!
-- One of my own that I blurted out one day and it caught on loyally somehow.
-- My old friend Kip who used to ride to work with me . . .
"A man chases a woman
until she catches him" -- Old American Proverb
More Funny Pictures from you & me:
Coming soon to a
theater near you! Empty Arms Hotel (Just kiddin')
In "Empty Arms Hotel"
Ol' Roy has just spent too much time crouching behind the desk and jumping when
the bell is rung.
All that crouching in the
cornfield didn't help none either.
He finally looses it and
breaks into the hotel guests rooms and starts throwing ears or corn at them .
. . rumor has it the film was going to be called "The Clarking" but
its current name was chosen instead. . . .
Seriously though, at bit
of trivia: Roy Clark is a very accomplished musician who plays a variety of instruments.
If you've never heard him play "Moscow Nights" you're in for a real
treat no matter your musical taste.
R. in Georgia
itself . . .
Now on tour. . . Kiss Re-Unmasked?
The Statler Brothers Perform their Favorite Kiss Tunes
(Just kiddin' again)
Hey, if Alice Cooper and
Pat Boone can be golf buddies, why not?
Besides, it looks like they
are having fun.
Harold especially, (Bass
singer, far right) just seems to take to the costume with real flare!
What do Kiss and The Statler
Brothers have in common?
They have both entertained millions of fans.
if you can't read or write, this isn't
gonna be worth the price:
E. in South Carolina,
who can read and write ( just for the record)
UGLY you into submission!"
from Dan W. in North Carolina
Random Funny Pictures from around the web: CAUTION:
I'm not responsible for these; 99% from this provider are clean but sometimes
. . .
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